Swirly-twirly

Look at it long enough and the room will STOP spinning. Available in any 2 colors with matching lining (please indicate which color will be lining color)

Frog Prince

Kiss the top of your beer bottle enough time, and everyone around you will turn into beautiful prince/sses!

Fuk You!

Tell that special someone what you want, or just to go Fu*k him/herself, or find another, horrifying, use for your cozy, one that said cozy proclaims to any unlucky passerby...

Shown in green and white (available in any color combination that floats your boat)

Style 1: Pretty, pretty panda

Shown in Raspbear-y and Green backgrounds. Alcoholism is so CUUUUTE!